Balaam's *ss

(Numbers 22. Go look it up.)
Because almost anyone can have some insight into God's will.

It's hokey (and inaccurate, according to Dan Brown), but I like it.

We believe in one God, the Father All-sovereign, maker of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible;
And in one Lord Jesus Christ, and the only-begotten Son of God, Begotten of the Father before all the ages, Light of Light, true God of true God, begotten not made, of one substance with the Father, through whom all things were made; who for us men and for our salvation came down from the heavens, and was made flesh of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary, and became man, and was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered and was buried, and rose again on the third day according to the Scriptures, and ascended into the heavens, and sits on the right hand of the Father, and comes again with glory to judge living and dead, of whose kingdom there shall be no end:
And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord and the Life-giver, that proceeds from the Father, who with the Father and Son is worshipped together and glorified together, who spoke through the prophets:
In one holy catholic and apostolic church:
We acknowledge one baptism unto remission of sins.
We look for a resurrection of the dead, and the life of the age to come.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

Hollywoodjesus.com.

That's right: Hollywood. Jesus.

Sigh.
Somehow, this doesn't doesn't jibe with

"Who has believed our message
and to whom has the arm of the LORD been revealed?

He grew up before him like a tender shoot,
and like a root out of dry ground.
He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,
nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.

He was despised and rejected by men,
a man of sorrows, and familiar with suffering.
Like one from whom men hide their faces
he was despised, and we esteemed him not."

Via Crunchy Con.

Balaam's *ss

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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

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